What better way to kick off the weekend than with some poetry?
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) veteran Nik Lentz is not letting retired ex-champ BJ Penn off the hook just yet, after “The Prodigy” lit him up on UFC Tonight (watch it) and lumped him in with diet guru Mike Dolce. Not long after ripping him a new a-hole on Instagram (read it), “The Carny” recited poetry on Chael Sonnen’s “You’re Welcome” podcast, helpfully transcribed by MMA Junkie.
“A little poem for a little man” by Nik Lentz
It seems you’re mouthing off,and making some cracks,about my boy Mike Dolce,because he can’t get back.
As you distort all the facts,and reinterpret the past,when he worked so hard to save youfrom your own fat ass.
Then after you took your beatinginstead of being a manyou pointed at himand said it was his plan.
As you flailed around,eating jabs and hooksyou didn’t blame yourselfyou blamed your cook.
Which is really kind of likethe bully you areYou hog glory when you winbut from blame you stay far.
When a better fighter beats you,not once, not twice,but the same amount of timesas those little blind mice.
You got three chances to beat Frankie Eand he mopped the cagewith your legendfor all to ….View original article