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Nik Lentz Writes Poem About B.J. Penn and it Sure is Something

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Nik Lentz is MMA’s version of William Shakespeare. Or at least he’s trying to be.

Lentz appeared on Chael Sonnen‘s “You’re Welcome” podcast this week and read a poem he wrote to none other than former two-division UFC champion B.J. Penn. And boy, it’s memorable.

To the poetry!

“A little poem for a little man” by Nik Lentz
Hey Beej,
It seems you’re mouthing off,
and making some cracks,
about my boy Mike Dolce,
because he can’t get back.
As you distort all the facts,
and reinterpret the past,
when he worked so hard to save you
from your own fat ass.
Then after you took your beating
instead of being a man
you pointed at him
and said it was his plan.
As you flailed around,
eating jabs and hooks
you didn’t blame yourself
you blamed your cook.
Which is really kind of like
the bully you are
You hog glory when you win
but from blame you stay far.
When a better fighter beats you,
not once, not twice,
but the same amount of times
as those little blind mice.
You got three chances to beat Frankie E
and he mopped the cage
with your legend
for all to see.
Now you sit in Hawaii
contemplating your doom
or beating up your friends
in hotel rooms
But nothing keeps you happy
so you persist
in seeking out glory
you’re a narcissist
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