Welcome to IF I DID IT, where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world (insert hand gesture) not beyond.
Join your host Alexei Auld, author of “7 Secret Sources of Inspiration: A Snappy Guide for Creative Procrastinators”, and his guests, the illustrious Kid Nate Wilcox, of Bloody Elbow and creator of The Let It Roll Podcast, and of course rounding out the team we have the infamous Eugene S. Robinson, from ozy.com and author of “Fight, Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-Kicking but Were Afraid You Would Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking”; Collectively, your MMA Puncholes.
This week The Puncholes feature…
You’re the OOF-SEE. With Johnny Boney Joney as your Light Heavyweight Bull of the Woods, pick one of the following matchmaking options to maximize pay-per-view and minimize haters, live and in public, if you will: 1) Business as usual or 2) A JBJ Juice Division with past PED perpetrators? – 3:22
You’re Daniel Cormier. Why don’t you just accept the fact that you will NEVER be able to defeat the GOAT Jonny Boney Joney at Light Heavyweight because you need to take your own damn Performance enhancing substances: Cake and Popeye’s Fried Chicken? – 12:30
You’re the Greatest Female Fighter of All-Time Amanda Nunes. What are your best PR moves in wake of the fickle OOF-SEE promotional pickles plaguing you and your fellow champ, American Top Team-mate Tyron Woodley? – 22:14
REGULAR FEATUREL: HEEL TURN – 34:46
REGULAR FEATURE: DUAL LOST BATTALION – 40:00
“We’ll be back next week with another installment of If I Did It; and we don’t know what we’ll be talking about yet because the PR mistakes have yet to be made.”
Welcome to another episode of IF THE SHOES FIT; a show where we solve salacious situations by stepping into the shoes of the shaken…the chagrined…the kerfuffed! This week: Offending and Defending Your Brand! Join along while Alexei, Eugene and Nate to discuss PR issues in the non-MMA world!
Now let’s get to stepping!
Step into the shoes of Louis CK. Your return from #MeToo exile was criticized as an Alt-Right Heel turn with attacks on shooting victims, Blacks, Asians, LGBTs, millennials, and the mentally disabled, live and in public, if you will. Is this part of a PR parole plan or a middle finger to your former fans and current critics? – 0:58
Step into the shoes of Women’s March Organizers. You cancelled an event in California because “the participants have been overwhelmingly white, lacking representation from several perspectives in our community”. How do you prevent your rejection of your white sisters (and maybe yourselves?) from destroying future events? – 15:25
Step into the shoes of Iggy Azalea. Explain your decision to ignore your dancer’s seizure whole performing live on stage in Rio. – 28:57
REGULAR FEATURE: HEEL TURN – 35:49
REGULAR FEATURE: #MISTYAF – 39:29
“Until next week, no matter how tight, loose, or uncomfortable, remember these words: on this show, the shoes always fit, so we can never acquit.”
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